Indier Than Thou: Architecture in Helsinki: Australian Terriers of Indie Pop

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Architecture in Helsinki: Australian Terriers of Indie Pop




AUSTRALIAN TERRIERS: Small hairy creatures yelping for meat and jelly from a can, and sometimes wearing cones around their faces.
ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI: Small hairy creatures yelping for meat and jelly from a can, and sometimes wearing cones around their faces.

AUSTRALIAN TERRIERS: Used for rodent and snake control, adept at driving most living creatures and some non-living creatures away after a certain period of time with their exhaustingly obnoxious bark.
ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI: Used for rodent and snake control, adept at driving most living creatures and some non-living creatures away after a certain period of time with their exhaustingly obnoxious bark.

AUSTRALIAN TERRIERS: Despite their many faults, their even disposition does make them suitable companion dogs.
ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI: Ditto.

OTHER MUSICAL TERRIERS
James Blunt: West Highland Terrier of Breathy Musical Weeping
Ja Rule: Jack Russell of Hip-Hop
Animal Collective: Fox Terriers of Noise
Paris Hilton: Poodle Terrier of Lazy-Eyed Celebrities
Belle and Sebastian: Scottish Terriers.
The Arcade Fire: Airedales of Montreal
Six Organs of Admittance: Kerry Blue Terrier of Freak Folk
Google Image Result for Terrier Look Alike

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5 Comments:

Blogger ____________________ said...

Ummm... did you just put James Blunt in the same category as B and S? OR Animal Collective with Paris Hilton. I don't think we are friends anymore.
Also, what the fuck? If you can't handle the yelps, you are clearly insufficiently hardcore! Quit hatin', yo. What DO you like, you impossible to please target demographic tween?
-kit
PS Don't ever talk shit about B and S again, or I will fuck you up!

3:50 AM  
Blogger Clara said...

you don't have to swear at me and dis my demographic...let's not get personal, you abusive, aging, meaningless twentysomething -

i mean, i didn't say i didn't like them. and i didn't put anyone in the same category as anyone else. they are all different KINDS of terriers. that means a lot, just ask the american kennel club!

being labeled a terrier by me in no way reflects an artist's credibility, at all, i just think they look/remind me of puppies.

ok maybe this "post" shouldn't be here. if it really annoys you, you can just get rid of it?

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get rid of it! It made me laugh more than the Daily Show and the Colbert Report combined!

2:28 PM  
Blogger ____________________ said...

Easy! Easy! I'm always with the jokes. Just the jokes. Threats of violence, and jokes.
Also, I think you mean irrelevant instead of meaningless. People, as basically intentional, aren't really the sort of things that can be meaningless. They can be irrelevant, uninteresting, abusive, aging, boring, not funny, ugly and worthless, but not so much meaningless.
-kit

9:59 PM  
Blogger Clara said...

now now, christoph, you're not ALL of those things.

but ok, "irrelavant" then...i meant irrelavant. well i didn't MEAN it, but you know.

OH BUT KEEP IN MIND, you yourself once admitted that b & s are "the gayest band ever". i don't know about "ever", but you said it, not me!

9:01 PM  

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